“Star”tling theft in Whittington

It beggars belief that some, low down, thieving person should sneak around the back of Ian & Barbara Atkinson’s property and half inch the Mercedes Star Bonnet Emblem off Ian’s vehicle.

I am not completely aufait with the necessary procedures for such a dastardly act but, from Ian’s explanation, it would seem that the theft is not a simple straight forward process.

The symbol can be bought on Amazon for £17.99 – it begs me to inquire, “What is the world coming to?”

Is someone expecting a huge demand when the UK finally leaves the EU?