Police pay surprise visit to village

After all the observations made by villagers at the Annual Assembly to the effect that we never see a policeman in Whittington, suddenly we have a plethora of them.

The occasion was created by a lady, who’s intention was to drive through the village but came to a shuddering halt at the corner with Church Street.

I am told that the lady driver had a load of fudge in the back.  It is assumed that the fudge shifted and distracted the lady driver.  That’s got to be a one off.

John Keegan






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