I am keeping the source of the following observations a secret in order to protect the not so innocent.
Question: “Does acupuncture really work?”
Answer – “Well – I’ve never seen a sick porcupine!”
Rabbie Burns Quote – Better a wee fire to keep you warm, than a big fire to Burn you.
Man, to wife – “I’ve booked a table for two on your birthday”
Wife – “If you think I’m playing snooker again this year, your mistaken”
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
There are 26 letters in the alphabet – Oh! No there aren’t, there are only 25 because Santa said Noelle.
Saddam Hussein and little Miss Muffet both had problems with their Kurds (Churds).